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Showing posts with label Louisiana. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Louisiana. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 11, 2025

Abita Springs Mystery House

The Abita Mystery House


What in the…?

You may be wondering just what the hell is in that photo… well, as the small sign says, that’s a “Wolverinegator.” That is just one of many, many…many… weird taxidermied creations at the Abita Mystery House, located in the quaint little town of Abita Springs, Louisiana. Your next question might be… is that real? If you are questioning this… then you should probably go visit the Abita Brewpub, the local brewery located on the other side of the round-a-bout. The short answer is, it’s as real as it exists in the Mystery House. 

Why?

The better questin is… why not? This country used to be full of roadside attractions that were weird, quirky and downright bizarre. With the introduction of the Interstate system, many small towns like Abita Springs were bypassed… sometimes by just a few short miles. These bypasses proved to be devastating for small towns all across the country… and to be completely honest… a lot of the charming personalities of small town America were lost to the history books… all in the name of “progress.” Fortunately, for those of us that appreciate the creativity and, let’s face it, plain ole weirdness of small town creators… some of these fascinating exhibits still exist for our exploration and enjoyment.

John Preble

According to their “about us” section on their website-

The Abita Mystery House
also known as the UCM Museum

- Louisiana's Most Eccentric Attraction 

About Us

If you are looking for things to do in New Orleans, the Abita Mystery House is less than an hour north in historic Abita Springs. This roadside attraction features a vintage service station, a 100yr old Louisiana Creole cottage, an exhibition hall of memorabilia and junk, and the much photographed House of Shards.

Come see handmade folk art animated scenes of Southern life by Louisiana inventor / artist, John Preble.  With the help of over 50,000 found and recycled objects, Preble created his own fantastic worlds: there's a Mardi Gras parade, a New Orleans jazz funeral, a rhythm and blues dance hall, a haunted Southern plantation, and much more! This joint was built with concrete, glass, wood, water, vision, and invention. Bring a sense of humor and an open mind.

Mr. Preble must be one interesting dude. He’s an artist, and apparently one that works in multiple mediums, as his biography clearly notes. Aside from his music, which I’ll admit- I haven’t heard… the eccentric and creative mind that sees an old gas station in a tiny town… and makes it into a roadside attraction that has become a staple for roadtrippers and explorers of classic Americana, is clearly one that sees the world a little (or a lot) different than the rest of us regular minded folks. 

The town

I’ve been through Abita Springs, LA many times, but last month was the first time my wife and I decided to check out the famed “Mystery House.” The weather was perfect, and the vibe was right… as it was just before Halloween. We decided to take the MotoWriter Road King, in order to take full advantage of the beautiful Southern weather. We saddled up and hit the road and, after a relatively short ride, pulled into the quaint, charming town known for it’s “free-flowing, artesian “healing water.” As the legend goes… 

”a handsome native Orleanian of Spanish descent named Henriquez was visiting the area of Abita Springs, and met and married a beautiful Choctaw princess named Abita.  Shortly after they married and moved to New Orleans, Abita became very ill and Henriquez was told by advisors to bring his bride back to Abita Springs to drink of the healing waters and to bathe in the bubbling springs. She was cured in a month's time.”  

The crazy thing? In 1887 a scientist actually tested the artesian waters and found them to “contain minerals with good medicinal properties.” While I don’t know how accurate any of this is… I do know that our world is full of elements meant to heal our ailments, but each generation seems to get further and further away from these natural remedies, relying more and more on laboratory concoctions, instead of those naturally occurring treatments that our ancestors relied on.

The Brewpub

After your visit to the Mystery House, at only $5 per person to enter, you’ll surely have enough left over to go grab a bite to eat, or a pint to drink, at the Brewpub. We took our time walking through all the exhibits of the Mystery House… because once you see an alligator head sewn onto the body of a dog, you want to see another alligator head sewn onto the body of a bass. The Mystery House also had a few out buildings to explore, that were full of weird, cheeky exhibits… especially the dioramas (don’t forget to push the buttons to see them move and light up). After all that, we decided to go around the round-a-bout to the Brewpub for a bite to eat and a cold brewski. We got full on some delicious food, and enjoyed some refreshing, and locally brewed (on site), beers. I can’t really say enough about the service- in true southern charm, the folks at the Brewpub were friendly and accommodating and our food was fresh, hot and delicious. After enjoying our early dinner, though, it was time to head out.

Mandeville’s Lake Views

The sun was getting low in the afternoon sky, so we decided to saddle up and head toward home, but not before taking a small detour toward Mandeville, LA… located nearby on the northern most shores of Lake Pontchartrain. We rode to the lakeside and took a slow, scenic, ride along Lakeshore Drive- a beautiful road that skirts the edge of the lake, and is adorned with ancient oaks draped with Spanish moss- a truly southern experience. We’ve visited here before, but it’s beauty never ceases to amaze me. While the Lake’s size of over 600 square miles pales in comparison to the Great Lakes of the Midwest, it’s grandeur cannot be denied… especially when you traverse it’s 23 mile long bridge that connects the Northshore to New Orleans.

Final thoughts

As we made our way back home, I was inspired to share our visit, and a lot more of our photos, with all of my MotoReaders. After further contemplation, however, I decided to leave you with my words alone… and of course the above photo of the Wolverinegator. Why? You might ask… well, the answer is simple- you really need to see it, experience it, for yourselves. At only $5 bucks a person, it’s more than affordable, and some crappy phone pictures won’t truly allow you to appreciate the weirdness of it all. 

So get out there and go see Abita Springs for yourselves… drink of the “healing waters”, imbibe some of the locally brewed beer, and stop in the Mystery House so you can experience a little bit of roadside Americana… before it, like so many others before it, becomes nothing more than part of the local folklore of this storied town.

Ride safe and… explore the weird.



 

Tuesday, October 25, 2022

Tales from the Asphalt, Volume 2

Tales from the asphalt
 

Alone on the highway, the man in black rides his steel horse westbound, westbound, westbound... on what feels like an endless ribbon of asphalt. With no destination, he pushes on, seeking nothing more than the simple peace that he finds on the lonesome journey. 




Volume 2, The Lone Star Wide Glide


 

Ride to nowhere

I just don’t care for having “destinations”, in the sense that most people do, while traveling. My destinations are always more like, general ideas of arriving in a particular area, and may not actually include getting off of the motorcycle, but instead, riding around in the area that I end up in. In other words- I don’t like scheduling lunch stops or gas stops, because doing so creates rigid waypoints that force me to stay on a schedule while traveling. I prefer taking it mile by mile and hour by hour instead and just seeing what's around the next corner. That kind of riding isn't for everyone, which is why I usually ride alone. 

It was a Monday in the early summer and, at that time, my day off. My steed was a 2012 Harley-Davidson Wide Glide and I was planning on putting some miles on it that day. I asked some buddies if they wanted to ride with me, but with no destination and no real plan, no one would commit, although a few had claimed that they wanted to go. On the morning of the ride, after a particularly busy and stressful week of work, I woke up around 6:30 am and got dressed for the day. I put on a fresh pot of coffee, filled my cup and went out on the front porch to revel in the glory of seeing the world wake up. I sat down, took a sip of my first cup of coffee and sent out a message to everybody on our group text.

With no surprise to me, there was no response from anyone. Most of the guys I was riding with at the time, would rather ride for half an hour, then stop and hang out for two, which was definitely not my kind of riding. I finished my first cup of coffee within the hour and figured the couple of guys who did say they wanted to go were probably still getting up… it was still pretty early after all. I went back to the kitchen, filled my cup again and returned to the porch. After I finished the second cup of coffee, and still not receiving any response to my message on the group, I filled my cup once again, then went to the garage and pulled my bike out. I sent out another message to the group letting them know that I would be leaving soon, after all, I didn’t want to leave my best riding pals behind- what if they were in the process of getting ready and they weren’t checking their phones? So I waited a little longer, then a little longer again. I ended up finishing the whole pot of coffee over the course of a few hours and at this point, no one had answered my messages on the group text… everyone had completely flaked out. 

Time to ride

It was around 10:00 am when I set out with no direction and no destination. On my days off, I like to leave earlier, especially if I think, even for a moment, that the day may end with a couple hundred more miles on the odometer, but 10 am is still early enough for a good day’s ride. Often times, I’ll pick a general “that way” kind of direction and I’ll go that way until I get ready to turn back. This was one of those days. 

I tend to stay on the backroads, because my love affair with two lane highways and scenic routes is rooted deep in my childhood memories, when my family would trek halfway across the country every few summers to see family in the midwest and dad would almost always take the scenic routes. For whatever reason, though, on this particular day, I got on the interstate and headed toward Louisiana. I knew I wanted to go west from the beginning, but I typically try to avoid the super slab unless I’m trying to get somewhere in particular, and trying to get there fast. This day it just felt right, so I settled down into the Dyna’s saddle, twisted the throttle and followed the mindless stream of tractor-trailers, sedans and SUVs as they plodded toward whatever destinations they were heading to. My Wide Glide had a quick detach windshield, which I put on before leaving, just in case, and I was glad I did. After a couple of hours on the interstate, I had settled into a nice, relaxing rhythm and I wasn’t quite ready to abandon my fellow westbound travelers. 

I hit the Louisiana state line pretty quick, as I don't live too far from the Pelican State, and continued west along the interstate. I wasn't sure where I was going or why, but the interstate just felt "right" today. I passed town after town, and exit after exit, of what probably would have led me down to some pretty amazing back roads along the swamps and through the marshes, but for whatever reason, something kept telling me to stay on the slab. Maybe it was nothing more than the hum of the Twincam 103, pulling me along effortlessly or maybe it was the morning sun at my back, but whatever it was, I followed along and kept my heading. 

I crossed over the Atchafalaya Basin bridge around noon or so, over the long twin span bridges as they hovered over the tops of the cypress trees in the swamp below. Riding close to the edge, I could see down into the water, where I spotted some large fish swimming and several alligator gar, lurking just below the surface of the murky water. At the halfway point on the bridges, there is a visitor's center with restrooms and complimentary water, coffee and soda, so I pulled in, parked the Dyna and stretched my legs a bit. I went inside and used the restroom, then took the greeter up on their offer of a fresh cup of coffee. It's never too late for coffee, after all. After taking a walk around the short walking trail out back, I saddled up again and continued my trek west. 

The Lone Star State

With my destination still unknown and no real time constraints, I rolled on the throttle and let that V-Twin sing. I passed the exits for Lake Charles and realized that I was getting pretty close to the west side of the state, but it was still pretty early in the afternoon, so I decided to keep pushing on. The next thing I knew- I was approaching the Texas State Line. I saw the rest area, with its oversized metal star planted in the ground near the highway, and knew that I needed to get a picture, so I cruised in to the parking area and took my obligatory, and slightly gratuitous, travel photo. I was about to start heading back, but with endless blue skies still above me, I decided to find the nearest Harley-Davidson shop, to pick up a souvenir. 

I looked on the map and saw that there was a dealership in Beaumont, TX by the name of Cowboy Harley-Davidson, so I figured with a name like that, it would have to be a pretty decent place to get a collectible poker chip or two. I pressed on, westbound until I found my exit, then I navigated my way down to the shop. It was clean and the people were friendly, so I got my souvenirs then went back out to the parking lot. I ate a quick snack and drank some water, then decided it was time to mount up and head back home.

Where the heart is

The interstate heading back eastbound was just as comfortable as it was going west, so I was making good time. The sun was at my back, and my shadow stretched in front of me, getting longer and longer by each mile that I passed, until it was finally consumed by the darkness that had finally settled in on the dusk of that long summer day. I rolled into my driveway, just after 8pm, with my wife and kids eager to see me and hear about my unplanned, and unexpected, adventure to Texas. 

Interestingly enough, a few months later, I found myself riding my beloved Dyna Wide Glide back over to Beaumont one last time, in order to return to my rightful place, in the saddle a Harley-Davidson Road King. The same bike that I would take to the mountains in Volume One of the MotoWriter's...


Tales from the asphalt